Just for the fun of blogging, I am going to write a mad lib that was found on the internet.
Someday I want to ditch this milkman job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.
It starts out with the badguy, Chris “Heat” Yippee Ki Yay Mr. Falcon, hijacking a 2000 gmc jimmy. The old lady fights him off, but Yippee Ki Yay Mr. Falcon starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, “Yippee, toddlers!” He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a gallon of liquid nitrogen, so the audience knows this Chris character is mean and round.
Enter our hero, Jennifer Blue, who is a rookie wanderer. He is angry, because of a mysterious mishap with a mattress pad. The old lady, it turns out, was his evil step mother, so he chases the badguy down in a series of life-packed chase scenes that take place in motorcycles and trucks. It climaxes with a hip fight in a cottage.
“You’ll never get away with this!” Jennifer Blue yells as he punches “Heat” Yippee Ki Yay Mr. Falcon’s hip.
“Yippee, toddlers!” Yippee Ki Yay Mr. Falcon hollers back.
Blue beats Yippee Ki Yay Mr. Falcon, but it’s not over yet! There’s an explosive drainpipe that a man is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! Blue races against time, snatches abasket away from the man, pulls out the drainpipe inside, and defuses it with just five seconds to spare!
Of course, it turns out that Yippee Ki Yay Mr. Falcon isn’t really dead. “Yippee, toddlers!” he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty eyelash muscles. But then Blue skewers him with adeck of cards, and it’s all over.